New Super new Mario new Bros new Wii…NEW!!
Now you can play with four friends at the same time in New Super Mario Bros Wii. Four players can simultaneously play on screen while four people slowly destroy their friendships off screen. I say this is because you do not need four players at the same time in Super Mario Bros. Goombas are not that difficult to kill! In game each player can easily bump another off a cliff, steal a much needed mushroom from a little Mario, or physically throw the other person into a pool of lava. I played it with two other gamers and found myself saying the sentence “If you steal my mushroom again I’ll punch you in the mouth!” I sounded like an angry vegan the whole game yelling about plants and mushrooms and penguins. I almost breathed fire, burnt my friends to a gooey mess and flushed the corpses down a pipe. Of course then their remains would end up in World 8 and that place is gross enough.
Those clouds are getting everyone so high. They’re like “Hey plumber could you, like, not stomp my turtle friend there? He’s just trying to chill and you’re all being mean. Eww man give him back his shell! How would you like it if I jumped on your head and stole your pants!”
