(Borderlands) Pandora: Charlton Heston’s home away from home.
I love the game Borderlands for one good reason: GUNS, GUNS, and MORE GUNS! This game boasts over 3,166,880! Don’t forget that they can have over three million guns because if you take the same gun and tweak the accuracy a bit or the fire rate, viola new gun! Guns that set people on fire, melt them with acid, blow them to pieces. Some fire faster, have tracking bullets, or call before they stop by unannounced. Some get good jobs, find a nice girl, and settle down.
“…he just ran out in the middle of the fire fight. What was his name? Mr. Muffin Puss? Well I’ll go to the vending machine and get you a new pet. He just…ran…I am so sorry I mean if he was on a leash he would have been running around chasing Claptraps. I’m just saying if you were a little more careful.”
