Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Ham
I am a huge Star Wars fan down to knowing information pre-IMDB such as David Prowse was the actor who played Darth Vader in the original trilogy. I could not wait to see Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. I had high hopes for this movie especially after seeing Yoda battle Count Dooku. I mean it was like watching your Father fight! It filled me with joy and admiration and many midiclorians. In the final scenes of the movie Anakin wakes up from his loosing duel with Ben Kenobi and the mask goes on, we hear the famous breathing and the whole theater goes Bantha s**t crazy! Now here’s where the movie just takes a turn for the complete worst. Vader finds out Padme’ is “dead” and then let’s out a “Noooo!” What!? Why!? Darth Vader Dark Lord of the Sith cries out “Noooo!” He is one of the most evil beings in the Star Wars Universe besides Grand Admiral Thrawn (for all you Jedi readers out there). In my opinion the scene should have played out like this: Palpatine tells him Padme’ is dead, Vader then takes a moment of silence, breathes, then replies “What is thy bidding, my master?” Instead they made our beloved Dark Lord who can choke someone out over a conference call sound like a mentally challenged child who lost a cookie at recess.
P.S. Mentally challenged children are the way they are because their bodies have too high a count of midiclorians. So in other words they are one with the Jedi!
Darth Vader purchases all his clothes from The Mens Warehouse. You’re going to like the way the Sith looks; I guarantee it…hhhkkkkkkkk!, [gasp!]
