Infinite Lives Gamer Blog

This is stand-up comedian TJ Del Reno's blog about The Gaming/Sci-Fi/Geek/Nerd Culture. Check out reviews of all types of games/movies/toys new and old and in general plus other information that may be amazing to read even if your eyeballs are only a Lv. 8.

As a professional voice over artist I am lucky enough to live off commercials, cartoons and video games. What annoys me is when Hollywood actors, some even award winners, are voicing these new games. Do you really care if you hear James Woods’s voice in GTA: San Andreas or Patrick Stewart in the new Castlevania?  They spend money on this outrageously priced talent and sacrifice the game play and polish some of these games deserve. By the way Mickey Rourke is going to voice to the lead character in the new title Rogue Warrior. From what I read and scene it’s a basic Gears of War like over the shoulder run and gun with Mickey screaming profanity the whole time while blowing stuff up. Mickey do you really need the money? Are you going to buy a new face again? I have student loans to pay off so hire me to say “Suck my F**k” and blow a bad guys brain out of his skull. Better yet make a game where students hunt and kill Sallie Mae! Plus you get extra 100G Achievement points if you cut off her head and crap down her money eating neck hole.

What does Rourke and his video game counter part Richard “Demo Dick” Marcinko have in common they both have fake faces, except Richard looks way more realistic.