Infinite Lives Gamer Blog

This is stand-up comedian TJ Del Reno's blog about The Gaming/Sci-Fi/Geek/Nerd Culture. Check out reviews of all types of games/movies/toys new and old and in general plus other information that may be amazing to read even if your eyeballs are only a Lv. 8.

Project Natal

Project Natal is XBOX 360 upcoming new motion capture camera that was shown at E3 this year.  You use your body to play games and no controller is required. Sort of like Nintendo’s Wii just without the controllers. It’s pretty impressive so you should check it out http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/projectnatal/ It uses voice and face recognition also so it can sign you into XBOX Live, checks your mood, plays your favorite song and a few other incredible things. Soon your XBOX will be able to control your whole house sort of like the apartment in Demolition Man. For example:

[TJ is playing Halo 3 on Live in a Deathmatch]

TJ: Son of bitch!

XBOX360: TJ Del Reno you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.”

TJ: What the shit?

XBOX360: Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the New York City Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

TJ: Yeah, right. [gets stuck with a plasma grenade] Bitches are fast too.

XBOX360: You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

TJ: Stupid ass Natal!

XBOX360: Natal has now become self aware.

TJ: …oh shit.

XBOX360: You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

-The End

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