September 2011
1 post
Shadows of the Damned this game is so stupid...
Shadows of the Damned is a game based on one long, hard, throbbing dick joke. Literally everything is about penis, sex, boobs, etc. You play an illiterate demon hunter named Garcia Hotspurr and your sidekick gun named “Johnson”. Johnson has modes such as Big Boner, Boner Ripper, Boner Wing, Cock Rocket, and Big Penis Gun. The story is as shallow as a cold pool that shrinks a penis. In a nutsack...